I've looked at the few posts I did make, and DAMN I was a douchebag. Wish I had voted though so I'd have something pointier for my level icon.
Here's a rhyme that can come in handy a couple mornings after
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Turns out I have herpes
And now so do you!
Nerdonk
Note: I do not have herpes. I cannot speak for you, however.